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Double Meaning SMS
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Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the
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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat aage chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
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Fill In The Blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =M ;)
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Boy: Can I tuoch u r Software,
Girl: First show me u r Hardware,
Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole?
Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first.
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BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
Jaldi Jaldi Petrol BHARWA Lo Halat Ka Kuch Pata Nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..
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GIRL:
Jaano Meray Mun Mai Daalo, Main Choson Gi
BOY:
Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main Kiya Karon Ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
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Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.
Ghuma ghuma k karo. Aage piche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga *
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SAb KEhte HAiN
9 MAhiNoN ME H0 JAtA Hy,
Per Ab Tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt H0 GAyA Hy,
Aakhir YE KAb H0 GA..??
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE..
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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...
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What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
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